Friday, February 6, 2009

Boys Are Officially Gross!

Upon reminding the two older boys tonight that they need to remember to change their underwear on a daily basis this is what I was told:

Shane informed me that he likes a dirty butt! It helps to activate farts!! Totally and completely gross in my book. I have decided that it is a loosing battle for me to ask them to leave the room when they have to pass gas. Apparently my horror and reaction is the best part of the whole deal. So I am devising a plan that includes possibly horrifying them with my own flatulence one of these days! What do you think?

3 comments:

steffany said...

laughing my butt off.
ooops I laughed too hard, farted. Excuse me.
Bring on the come back. ( just not in front of hubby:)

Meredith said...

That reminds me of one time when I was babysitting your older siblings. We were ready to eat a meal and one of your sisters wanted to pray. I only remember one part of the prayer. It was, "Thank you, God, that we can leave stinkers!"
I guess it would be uncomfortable sometimes if it weren't possible!
~Edith

Ellen T said...

Don't give in to their ways mostly because your house will start being a stinky place.
That is so funny. I love the underwear story. I don't know too many people that would ever think of such things.
What a joy they are!!